With this gift guide, you can have a crazy White Elephant Party this Christmas. We dug out the most hilarious and hysterical but useful gag gifts you can ever imagine.
Get your stomach ready; it is time to ROTFL. Our Gift Guide doesn’t just contain funny gifts but presents that can be used. It could feature as a wegift too. Also, some products here are quite offensive, so choose your receiver carefully.
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Our Top 10 Gag Gifts for Christmas
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You can get this for anyone who you are close to (of course). It will send them laughing when you send this to them.
Sorry, No Hablo Fuctardo 20 OZ Tumbler keeps its content hot or cold for a long time. It is made with a double insulated wall that makes the drinks in it be at the required temperature.
The tumbler is durable and long-lasting, as it doesn’t peel, fade or crack after a long time of use. It is not suitable for dishwashers.
The punchline of the whole tumbler is the inscription on it. “Sorry, No Hablo Fuctardo” means “Sorry, I don’t speak Fucktard.”
The COVID-19 Pandemic, which gave everyone a taste of panic, reported a surge in Toilet paper demands. In fact, Toilet papers producers were rolling in the dough this year. Getting a gift about this will mean more than a gag gift this year.
Who knew bacon could be more than just food, well the Bacon Bath & Grooming Kit Gift Pack comes with a bacon lip balm, bacon mints, bacon bandages, and a bacon’ addict’ silicone band.
It comes with a 15 strip bandage to take care of little cuts, mint to keep the user’s breath fresh, lip balm to ensure the lips does not crack, and a silicone band for lovers of bacon. Apart from the humour behind the soap, its cool features will make a great gag gift.
Getting the Old World Christmas Glass Blown Ornaments to hang on your Christmas tree would be a lovely idea. It is handcrafted, hand-painted, and uniquely designed with beautiful patterns. The vintage-styled night lights are sure to make your home glow at night.
Starting the day with a word of affirmation, a quote or some form of motivation goes a long way to make the day productive. It consists of 50 affirmation cards that help increase the level of optimism of the user, at work to produce a motivated personality to scale through the day.
Balanced Co. That’s What She Said Dress Socks are made from 100% cotton to keep the user’s feet warm and comfortable. It has a soft texture and a durable and long-lasting material. It is perfect for any event and allows air to penetrate the socks to allow the legs to breathe.
The Butt – Funny Gift for Men or Women who Have Everything is a lovely gift for someone you share a deep connection with as they would find it more funny than offensive. It’s not just another toilet tape dispenser it also comes with a pen holder, sticky notepad, roll of tape, and paperclips.
This cloth is made from high quality 50% cotton and 50% poly fabric. It comes in different sizes and various colours like charcoal, beige, red, heather grey, and pink.
Vintar 16-Color Motion Sensor LED Toilet Night Light was designed to ensure you never experience darkness, whenever you want to…. It comes with a built-in sensor that powers on the light.
It has five brightness levels that can be increased manually. It is suitable for any toilet. This is an ideal gag gift to give family and friends during the Xmas.
It is made from 100% polyester and has a warm and soft texture to keep the user comfortable. It can be washed with a machine.
Bacon Addicts Triple Sampler Gift Pack comes with a bacon air freshener, a bacon mints for fresh breaths, and a bacon lip balm to keep the lips hydrated. In the pack, there is also a silicone wristband for bacon lovers.
The Accoutrements Horse Head Squirrel Feeder is for those who seek the weird kind of fun. It can be given as a gag gift to friends who have squirrels as pets. It makes squirrels who feed on it look like they are putting on a horse mask.
Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages is an excellent set of gag gift to give to a loved one. It comes with a group of 15 bandages with funny insults.
Get this for a close acquaintance and expect them to laugh even before using it. The book comes with over 15,876 insults which can be mixed and matched to create new ones.
This is a perfect Christmas gag gift for young kids who want to improve their reading and creativity skills.
The story is based on McDonnell’s comic Mutts and was created for kids in Grade 1 – 4. It has fascinating drawings that help improve your kid’s design and creative thinking.
You could also get this gag gift for that collic of yours who is fun of saying “Nothing” when asked “What do you want?”
If you love a good laugh, then getting the Farting Animals Coloring Book is the right thing to do. It was written and illustrated for kids but can be read by people of any age, who enjoy humour. It comes with exercises that allow the user to paint images of several animals.
The Fresh Balls and ASSWIPES to Go Single Packets is a comfortable go-to wipe whenever you need them. It is easy to carry about as it can be put in a cloth pocket or even a purse.
It was specially created to deal with unhygienic problems, and ensure that it disinfects the area it was used. It comes with a pair of 15 easily disposable wipes and an antiperspirant lotion.
If you are looking for easy means to get out of uninteresting talks, then get yourself the Blah Button – Talking Blue Button. It comes with over 12 different voices saying “blah, blah, blah” to ensure you hardly ever repeat the same blah. It is handy and can be carried anywhere. You can give it out as a gag gift during Christmas to family members and friends.
With the way 2020 has been going, I won’t be surprised if this book comes in handy. Trying to survive a zombie apocalypse, you would surely need a guide, and that is what the Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead.
It teaches about the best strategies on how to defend yourself and survive, the best weapons and clothes to use during an attack, how to understand zombie behaviour and physiology.
The guide is appropriately illustrated, and it would be an excellent gift idea to give to a bored co-worker or family member. Gamers will find this cool, lol.
Drawing Without Dignity – A Party Game of Uncensored Sketches is a great idea to keep the fun going. This set of game cards was designed for adult users, and come with uncensored drawings that are not suitable for kids.
It comes with 150 playing cards with sensitive words and phrases, a timer, a die, a drawing pad, and golf pencils. Buying this pack of game cards would be a great idea, especially as a gag gift during the Christmas to ensure that the party never ends.
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy is a great gift to give to your buddy at work. It is powered by a battery that allows it to move, wiggle, and shake. The inflatable tube guy is great for office tables and marketing/advertising. It can function without a battery.
23. PIZZA SOCKS BOX
The PIZZA SOCKS BOX comes with four pairs of socks packaged like pizzas. The socks are made from 100% cotton giving it a soft and comfortable feel when it is worn. It comes in different sizes, and four different varieties, Hawaiian, Italian, Capricciosa, and Pepperoni.
This disposable pair of underpants fit just any adult. It is easy to use and can be used by any gender. The underpants can act as a substitute to replace your stained underwear immediately. It is a perfect idea for a Christmas gag gift.
These organized and curated sets of insults are culled from every work of Shakespeare. It is entertaining, educative, and also humorous.
All the insults are labelled with the play, where it is found. It is an excellent gift for family, co-workers, kids, and well-wishers to keep them entertained all day long.
This self-explanatory device is necessary when you are pissed off. It comes with a buzzer that allows you to hit it, and it yells “That was BS!” and “BS detected, take precautions!”. With this device close to you or any other person expect the level of bullshit to reduce drastically.
Kitty Carpet Reusable Downstairs Toupee Merkin is made from 100% polyester. It is soft, reusable, and can be cut into any desired shape. You can give out the Passive-Aggressive Notes 2020 Calendar as gag gifts for Christmas.
The Coddies Fish Flip Flops are soft, comfortable, and light. To prevent the user from slipping, it comes with an anti-slip grip. It can be used in all types of locations. They can be given as gag gifts during Christmas.
Passive-Aggressive Notes 2020 Calendar is great to start the day with the right motivation. It can act as a reminder, and even further give the user something to laugh about. You can place on your bedside, hang it on the wall or even stand it on your computer table.